Can you tell what it is yet?
Victor Frankenstein explained thus...
Well, I wanted to roast a duck for New Year. Ahead of New Year itself, something unexpected happened - there were no whole ducks in the shops, just parts. A strategic decision was taken to take the parts and prepare them. Once I got home, I was upset that there wasn't going to be a whole duck and so I tried to restore the duck using breast and leg and by means of sewing. It soon became apparent that each pack had not two, but three legs. Moreover, five of them were left legs. While I was sewing the duck, I got it in some food dye which my sister had smeared around the kitchen while baking ginger cakes (they came out well, by the way). The duck looked like it was mouldy or had gone off. I couldn't stand such injustice and so completely covered it in dye to hide the spots. Then I also shoved some celery and an orange up its arse, just because I could.
Priyatnovo appetita (Enjoy your meal!)
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